Needs More Cowbell

I want to apologize in advance to the seven loyal Rays fans that were out there before this playoff run.  You guys/gals like myself (Royals fan) are long suffering fans of a moribund franchise until this season.  God bless you and I hope your team does well.

Attention all Rays fans not in the seven aformentioned above:

I realize you have never attended a baseball game before you purchased these playoff seats, but please leave your cowbells at home.  I know they sound great at your son's eighth grade football game but in baseball not so much.  Between the cowbells and that horrid stadium I was a little but in shock and awe at this spectacle this World Series has put before our eyes in high definition.

Perhaps I'm just bitter Royals guy but my goodness we at least broke 1 million attendance this season and we didn't need more cowbell.    

Side Note:  I've watched Brett Myers since he came up and whoever that guy was on the mound it looked like he ATE Brett Myers.  Dude needs Jenny Craig.  I hope his off the field problems didn't lead to that weight issue.